February 2010
January 2010
Reality leaves a lot to the imagination.
– John Lennon (via writingsarah) (via quote-book)
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(206): You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the “ducks fly together” speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack…quack..
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(608): Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to ‘slap chop’ him.
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(206): You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the “ducks fly together” speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack…quack..
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(206): You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the “ducks fly together” speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack…quack…
A human being is a part of the whole called by us universe, a part limited in...
– Albert Einstein (via artpixie)
Playboy: Mistake or not, what made you decide to go the rock-'n'-roll route?
Bob Dylan: Carelessness. I lost my one true love. I started drinking. The first thing I know, I'm in a card game. Then I'm in a crap game. I wake up in a pool hall. Then this big Mexican lady drags me off the table, takes me to Philadelphia. She leaves me alone in her house, and it burns down. I wind up in Phoenix. I get a job as a Chinaman. I start working in a dime store, and move in with a 13-year-old girl. Then this big Mexican lady from Philadelphia comes in and burns the house down. I go down to Dallas. I get a job as a "before" in a Charles Atlas "before and after" ad. I move in with a delivery boy who can cook fantastic chili and hot dogs. Then this 13-year-old girl from Phoenix comes and burns the house down. The delivery boy - he ain't so mild: He gives her the knife, and the next thing I know I'm in Omaha. It's so cold there, by this time I'm robbing my own bicycles and frying my own fish. I stumble onto some luck and get a job as a carburetor out at the hot-rod races every Thursday night. I move in with a high school teacher who also does a little plumbing on the side, who ain't much to look at, but who's built a special kind of refrigerator that can turn newspaper into lettuce. Everything's going good until that delivery boy shows up and tries to knife me. Needless to say, he burned the house down, and I hit the road. The first guy that picked me up asked me if I wanted to be a star. What could I say?
Playboy: And that's how you became a rock-'n'-roll singer?
Bob Dylan: No, that's how I got tuberculosis.
i wanna watch daria
maybe hulu has it?
REBLOG IF you have died over 347 times from not...
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cabgrindpants:
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2 big sorta things just happened :)
i decided to go adopt a guinea pig tomorrow and aspca is sending me a shirt for my 3 year membership :) YUSS
i just moved up to 00
myeventfulday
-woke up at 7:30 -drove to class in the rain -listened to some bs about the library -texted and fell asleep -watched an ancient about the history of the internet -got to leave at 10 -went grocery shopping -made linguini and drank wine while watching up -fell asleep -listened to the beatles -then the agonist -then the red shore -drank more wine -and now i’m watching whip it
so exciting :P
Biggest and Brightest Full Moon of 2010 Tonight →
cavesoflilith:
First full moon of 2010. The moon also happens to be at its perigee, meaning its around 31k miles closer than normal.
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still trying to recover most of the music in my...
i’ve been downloading torrents everynight since saturday…and i’m only in B!
Who wants a life imprisoned in safety?
– Amelia (via julie911) (via quote-book)
i forgot to do my 3 facts last week
so here’s 6 for this week and last week then :)
my left big toe is completely numb and the right one is partially numb. i’ve been dancing for a few years and it’s very rough on your body, part of the long term damage is the loss off feeling in my toes. but it was worth it, i love dancing :)
merlot is my favorite type of wine. it tastes sorta like rich rubbing alcohol and i love...
she has some awesome stuff :)
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(765): A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I’m too high for this.
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(317): about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
i was just sent home by mr harrison :(
this is the 3rd migraine i’ve had this week. seriously it got so bad today i guess my body’s natural defense was to shut down ugh sleep time